Best Wedding Speech Ever

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Brickguy221 (R.I.P.)

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God has Bless Southerners!

If you do not read this email, you will miss one of the best that has been circulated in a long time.

Take my word for it, and read it.

Who Gives This Woman?

An Arkansas Farmer!!

A video of a father giving his tractor-driving and tobacco-chewing daughter away in marriage.

www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/eqEkPjUbmIA?rel=0

Left me laughing and crying all at the same time. If I were that preacher, I would keep my remarks minimal as that father said it all.>
 
livespive said:
The groom is crying. This was nice.
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He's crying because he just realized it was going to be one vagina for the rest of his life. Just One. Forever... :Cry:

:Roflmao:

Pretty cool speech, though. I was just told "You can't leave now, or I'll have to kill you." :Eek:
 
That's what makes the sheep so perfect! I tell the wife I spend all that time in the barn because I have to feed them, water them, and groom them to keep them healthy. She doesn't suspect a thing!

Plus, I can look my wife in the eye and honestly say "I've never cheated on you with another woman".

It's even better because I can also tell her "The only woman I've been with besides you is ewe!"

I'm so clever! Definitely have the wool over her eyes! :cool:
 
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