9's Newest Invention

radioactive said:
And I heard the only reason it failed was because most Texas Butt Holes are much bigger than that!!!
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Well, the ones that moved here from the northeast are... and the ones from California too, but for different reasons! One figuratively, one literally! :Roflmao:
 
I THINK THATS 9 ON THAT HORSE. HE IS ROUNDING UP HIS SHEEP AFTER GT CAME BY THIS PAST WEEKEND.
 
WAMO said:
ARTIST RENDERING...WITH A CAMERA. AND I HAVE NEVER MET 9, SO...
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I'm the most perfect male specimen to ever grace the earth. Women orgasm simply from being in the same zip code. All other males are puny and insignificant compared to me. I'm smarter than Stephen Hawking, richer than Warren Buffett. I stand tall and take less shit than John Wayne, and kick more ass than Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee combined. :cool:
 
9andaWiggle said:
I'm the most perfect male specimen to ever grace the earth. Women orgasm simply from being in the same zip code. All other males are puny and insignificant compared to me. I'm smarter than Stephen Hawking, richer than Warren Buffett. I stand tall and take less shit than John Wayne, and kick more ass than Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee combined. :cool:
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And then you woke up and realised you are still a 5ft. 10in. Fat guy.
 
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9andaWiggle said:
I'm the most perfect male specimen to ever grace the earth. Women orgasm simply from being in the same zip code. All other males are puny and insignificant compared to me. I'm smarter than Stephen Hawking, richer than Warren Buffett. I stand tall and take less shit than John Wayne, and kick more ass than Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee combined. :cool:
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I think 9 just over took Rev for Douche of the week, again!!!!
 
9andaWiggle said:
I'm the most perfect male specimen to ever grace the earth. Women orgasm simply from being in the same zip code. All other males are puny and insignificant compared to me. I'm smarter than Stephen Hawking, richer than Warren Buffett. I stand tall and take less shit than John Wayne, and kick more ass than Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee combined. :cool:
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How can there be "most perfect"? Is perfect not an absolute? I mean, can someone be less perfect? If someone is less perfect, then I would suggest that they are not perfect at all, therefore rendering the the phrase "most perfect" invalid. No?
 
Greg T. said:
How can there be "most perfect"? Is perfect not an absolute? I mean, can someone be less perfect? If someone is less perfect, then I would suggest that they are not perfect at all, therefore rendering the the phrase "most perfect" invalid. No?
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Others claim to be perfect. I had to raise the bar and make it clear that I am superior and more perfect than those who simply claim to be perfect (specifically, God. That guy really gets on my nerves with all his "well that's just part of my divine plan", and "I'm infallable", "bow down before me", "hey, man, I need more money", blah blah blah.) :p :Roflmao:
 
Look, the bottom line is this; Since Pchee and his Thunderstrikes left town, a new cat is stepping in to fill the void. I'm the manliest thing this site has seen in years! I swear to God! Just ask Angel Skinner! :cool: :Roflmao:

EDIT by ABMOD: Next to me!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
 
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