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So are these worthy of the golden globe awards?

A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage? His friend replied, "When we were first married, we vowed to go out twice a week no matter how little money we had and we have done so for 50 years." "Twice a week, you...

Couple more..........

That's payback for that Manboob pic!!!

HBD!

And Title this next one "Waiting for it"

Here G are some Twofers!!!!!

Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. One said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word.” “Wow!’ said the other. “How did you manage that?” “It’s easy, my last words are...

As he was standing in line at the grocery store checkout counter, a friend of John's noticed he was purchasing a dozen roses and a card. "You in trouble with Jill?" the friend asked John. "Nope!" was John's reply. "Preventive maintenance."

A West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit. After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, "Don't you give out warnings?" "Yes, ma'am," he replied. "They're all up and down the road. They say, 'Speed Limit 55.'"

Hey REVerse, here is a pic for you:

Happy Belated Bday Wamo! Congrats on the Great Grandkid!

Why can't the Skateboarding Punks in my neighborhood look like this?????

Can't see any of the pics you posted.

Yep, I can hear them now " hey some Sheep Fucker came on here lookin for a job lookin at boobs and drinking beer!!! He shoulda know we only give those jobs to Goat fuckers!!!!"

Well, mine wasn't a fuckin' joke!

That was a joke!