I heard a report the other day that stated florida was receiving 1500 flights PER DAY from New York and New Jersey. How the hell can that be????
STATE TROOPERS HERE ARE PULLING OVER ALL LOUISIANA PLATES AND PUTTING THEM IMMEDIATLY INTO 14 DAY QUARANTINE.

Those fucking ships are nothing more than petri dishes. I can't even believe ANYONE would take a cruise during an outbreak like this. I guess one can never guesstimate the true dumb-fuckery of humans. When you truly believe you've seen it all, there's always someone popping up saying "hold my beer".
What you say, Gilligan?No fucking way I'd get on one of those petri dishes. Besides, with my luck I'd be on the S.S. Minnow
HEY G. YOU COULD BE ON THERE WITH THURSTON HOWELL VIII.
I'd tap the FUCK out of Maryanne. Ginger too.I'll only go if Maryanne is a slut